As if being caught on camera at a Wizards game wouldn’t be humiliating enough this season, the internet went wild when a fan hurriedly hid his face when he realized the camera was on his and his date’s court-side seats. This is my own personal (along with the rest of the internet’s) speculation of the situation, it looks to me like he’s either got a wife or a warrant.
Whether he was sneaking around or not, let this be a lesson.
A. Don’t cheat.
B. If you want to impress your sidepiece, be a little more subtle with your seat selection.
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